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Wonderbro - Causing Traffic Accidents for all the Wrong Reasons.
Fri, 12/09/2008 - 22:59

Today readers, I’m going to touch on an alarming phenomenon - 'Moobs', or 'Chesticles'.
Thanks Nick, for requesting a discussion on this particular topic... What I will say straight away, is that if you decide to do a google image search on the above words, please have caution. Images may be disturbing to sensitive or younger viewers.
Whilst undoubtedly great conjoinulations, this particular topic is kinda creepy, so I’m prolly not gonna write about it for too long. Plus.. I’m on the train right now and I’m pretty sure the guy next to me is reading this…
Now, although breasts are, in some circumstances, certainly something to be proud of, this particular emotion (is pride an emotion?) would generally be left up to the women-folk of the species (and possibly certain possessive men-folk who may think of their Mrs’ bits and pieces as their ‘chattels’, and therefore something to be proud of). However, if you DO deign to perform a google image search for ‘moobs’ (man-boobs, if you en’t caught up yet) or ‘chesticles’ (self explanatory I hope, and kinda more manly-sounding, and less milk-producing-like than 'moobs', in my opinion) then I believe you will find some pictures of some very proud lil' fatties.
From time to time I have in-fact heard the odd man here and there, speaking fondly of their own mammaries.
It’s weird, it’s kinda like they feel they have won a special prize, been given a rare gift even, that allows them a rare glimpse into the women’s world – a guest membership to mysterious and magical club.
Lucky boys.