True Love

Hehe. Silly article in The Observer yesterday, (I never read the Sunday papers, luckily though, I have a friend whose job it is to read the papers, Thanks T. x).
It pains me to write about this, but it's topical and I must...

'Getting it together'
-Is a romance doomed if the names won't blend?
(John Hind, Sunday June 17, 2007)

The guts is, if you and your lover can conjoinulate each others names to be pronounceable and catchy sounding, you may well be destined for one another. If not, just throw in the towel - you will never be cool or cute or neat or swell or make me wanna hurl as a couple, so forget it.
You can read the article on The Observer website for the time being.

The article also makes mention of joint couple-email addresses... now that is a phenomenon that frankly, I just don't get (the joint email address, I mean), honestly people, are you gonna be needing some sort of surgical procedure before you can give each other some space??