Bad News, Good Conjoinulation

SMOG! It's smoke+fog. Well, not literally, I mean that's what the conjoinulation is and I guess it means a fog of smoke. Of course it's not fog in the traditional sense (i.e. the weather phenomena which is like a cloud, but on the ground), in actual fact it's all the shitty muck that is hanging round in the air above cities, formed from pollutants.
Awful thing that. Glorious conjoinulation.

But wait... there is something even more special than smog... Yes! There is!
Not only is it a double conjoinulation, but it's also a lot prettier than smog...
'Vog', [volcanic+smog(smoke+fog)] (yes, it's a word Mr. Spellchecker).
Vog is what you get when Volcanic gasses mix with oxygen and sunlight (hence the pretty).
They have a problem with this in Hawaii where the Kilauea volcano has been fizzing away since 83!
It's a serious matter tho, as they reckon it'll give you a headache, it's hell for asthmatics and it'll generally make you fatigued...seems that Vog makes you veg.
Check out the pretty: